I vote Favre King of The Universe

I am not a Packers fan. I am not a Vikings fan. Unfortunately I have to admit out loud that I am a Lions fan. My wife is a Green Bay Packer fan. And my 3 year old is a Green Bean Packer fan. (Don't ask me, that's what he calls them). They are not the fans I will be talking about. I was just going to let this go. But after what I keep seeing and hearing I guess I will have to throw my two cents. And since I am throwing cents around willy-nilly, I will throw in some common sense.

All of you Favre hating Packer fans are a bunch of stupid motherfuckers. I am sick and tired of hearing about how much you hate Favre. About how he betrayed you. About him being a traitor. You sound like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum. First things first. Ted Thompson created this situation. I'm not saying Favre is innocent in the whole thing. Should he have stayed retired? Well obviously not from the way he is playing. I hope you never have to make the decision to quit doing something you love. And if you do decide to return, I hope you are welcomed back. Here is the second thing. This is pro sports. Players come and go all of the time in this day and age. Favre gives you 16 great years and this is how you treat him? That behavior is fucking disgusting. Hey, it's fine. You love your team. But don't lose sight that these guys make millions of dollars to play a game. You make a couple of hundered at your shitty job. This next statement goes out to all of you superfans of whatever sport you enjoy. You are not a member of the organization. If you drop dead right now they are not going give one single fuck about you. Your favorite player is not going to show up at your funeral bawling his eyes out. He doesn't even know that you exist. He is going to keep on going on with his life. You know, snorting coke off of a 15 year old hookers ass, injecting steroids, buying ridiculously expensive items, getting probation for some terrible crime that he committed. A crime that us mere mortals would rot in jail for the rest of our lives. Pro sports is a business. They have what are called owners. They are trying to make money.

But I digress. This post isn't about the business side of sports. This is about douchebag fans who think that they matter. Your stupid Favre hating behavior, Packer fans, is making all of us Wisconsinites look like a bunch of deer fucking, hillbilly, retarded asswipes. Your anger is misdirected. How about you be pissed at the offensive line. Rodgers is on his back more than a 5 dollar hooker. He is a good quarterback, but he is going to end up a cripple the way this season is going. Like my wife said, it sucks that the Vikings won, but she still loves Favre. If Barry Sanders would have came out of retirement and the Lions didn't want him back and he went to a division rival, I would not begrudge him any of his success.

So quit hatin' haters. It doesn't do anything for the team you cheer for. It only makes you look like a bitter camo wearing dickhead. We already have the stigma from Gein and Dahmer. We don't need the nation looking at us like a bunch of weirdos.